well, this is my third post on my fuckin' blog. bla bla bla and bla bla bla and bla bla bla. apa yg aku omongin yeah? hahaha.
oke, bagi aku sangat sulit utk membagi waktu antara band, kuliah, dan kerja. ke-tiga2-nya sama2 butuh porsi waktu yg berlebihan. yeah, porsi waktu yg berlebihan. padahal, aku sangat berharap sekali klo porsi makan yg berlebihan :P (curcol) tapi bagaimanapun juga, diantara ketiga tersebut tetep harus ada yang diprioritaskan. oleh karena itu, sebagai anak yg berusaha utk MEMBAHAGIAKAN orang tuanya sekaligus sebagai anak yg nantinya bakal menjadi generasi PENERUS bangsa, mau tidak mau harus mau klo tidak mau harus dipaksa mau, aku prinsipkan bahwa: "jangan sampe BAND ganggu KULIAH" ngeeeh deeeh :D
Q: lalu, apa tujuan lo kuliah raien? R: well, sesuai yg diajarkan ibu dosen saya tercinta Erny Roesminingsih (nama samaran), kita harus bisa mem-fleksibel-kan tujuan kita. karena... waktu terus berubah, kondisi terus berubah, masalah pun terus berubah, begitu pula dengan menu makanan klo bisa juga terus berubah! (plis, mom belajarlah memasak dgn baek) intinya, jika waktu berubah, maka tujuan juga berubah. jadi, tujuan kuliah aku berdasarkan perspektif waktu adalah... begini ceritanya... kemaren, aku kuliah untuk mendapatkan ILMU, bukan KAMU. sekarang, aku kuliah untuk mendapatkan KAMU, bukan ILMU. besok, aku kuliah untuk mendapatkan ILMU untuk mendapatkan KAMU. that's simple answer rite? :)
okay, now it's time to the point. berbicara tentang cinta... banyak juga maknanya. ada org yg bilang kalo "cinta itu datang dgn sendirinya" dan klo kamu sangat ngeyakin bahwa "cinta itu datang dgn sendirinya" maka kamu harus siap ngerelain klo "cinta itu pergi dgn sendirinya" ya! "cinta bisa datang dan pergi dgn sendirinya" seperti halnya kita buang gas. teorinya kan wind in (masuk angin) ---> wind out (kentout) :D jd cinta datang ---> cinta pergi. selain itu, ada jg org yg bilang kalo "cinta atau jodoh itu di tangan tuhan". bener sih --a tp "cinta atau jodoh itu jg ada di tangan penghulu juga... (klo ga ada penghulu, gimana sah cobak?) umm... di tangan wali nikah juga... umm... di tangan saksi nikah juga... umm... di tangan kita jugak! ya kan? ya kan? ya dong :P well, emang kalo bicara CINTA emang kaga ada abis2nya... emang berapa lapis raien? RATUSAAAN! padahal cinta itu cuman sebuah kata loh, seperti yang diomongin D'BAGINDAS cinta itu C.I.N.T.A. tp meskipun kata, bisa memberikan nikmat yg roaaaaar biasa karena C.I.N.T.A itu Cuman Ingin Nikmati Tubuh Anda <--- perspektif orang mesum dan yg jelas aku tidak termasuk dalam golongan orang mesum... semoga... AMIN! :P lalu, bagaimana cinta menurut aku? menurut aku... cinta itu adalah sebuah hakekat akan rasa yg diberikan oleh tuhan kepada kita, manusia... dimana untuk memperoleh kesempurnaan cinta, maka harus ada saling melengkapi dan dilengkapi... dan untuk bisa saling melengkapi dan dilengkapi, cinta harus saling memiliki. ya! cinta harus saling memiliki. tapi, bukan berarti kita harus memiliki semuanya loh! klo bagi aku: i don't need a WORLD as a place to live my life, just need YOU who meant a WORLD to me as a place to live my life. :3
oke, mgkn bakal ada yg ngira klo ini posting galau. well, u're wrong-o-wrong-o-wrong dasar jambrong! kenapa kok wrong? karena not right :P yeah, yg jelas, aku adalah org yg ANTI bgt dgn GALAU! apa tujuannya cobak dgn update status GALAU lewat jejaring sosial? pengen mendapat perhatian dr org lain? such a suck way. klo pengen mendapat perhatian dr org lain, u should do something broh! talk less do more! jgn seperti dia yg namanya mario bros ato mario apalah real name-nya :P drpd banyak pepatah, mending banyak sedekah, agar hidup bisa indah, berkah, sakinah, mawadah, dan warahmah. :)
P.S. this is just for joke guys, don't keep it in mind deeply :D
Selasa, 27 September 2011
Minggu, 25 September 2011
WHAT THE PSYCHOLOGIST SAID ABOUT ME?
yeah, on this fuckin' night i'm starting to write, write, and write again. feel so fun to do something's shit like this. maybe i'm really good at writing, but totally perfectly bad at speaking --" yeah, bad at speaking (semua temen aku mengetahui kebenaran akan fakta ini)
dan poingak penting dr tulisan ini pun berawal ketika aku mulai merapikan ruangan kamar tidur aku... mmm... ato lebih cucoknya ruangan kamar jenazah... ato apalah nyebutnya, yg jelas itu kamar BERAK banget (BERantakan gilAK :p). dan jika ada yg tanya: "wow, rajin amat yan ngberesin kamar?" pastinya bakal aku jawab: "yaiyalah, aku kan calon menantu laki yg baik bwt para mertua." <--- itu alibi. padahal, jawab aslinya: "yaiyalah, kalo gak, aku bakal ga pernah bisa masuk lagi di ruangan itu." alias diusir oleh 2 penghuni lainnya di rumah itu.
well, kembali ke plot cerita. on the middle of the way i cleaned my room, suddenly i found something's brighter in shelf. guess wat? kertas hasil tes iq dan eq eke semasa sma dulu bok. dindong deh cuin >.< (kenapa mendadak bences?)
lalu lalang lalu lintas, segera aku baca kembali itu kertas. dan kalo kebanyakan orang ketawa dan nangis terharu termehek begitu mengenang foto jaman kecilnya dulu, anehnya aku juga ketawa dan nangis terharu termehek begitu mengenang kertas hasil tes iq dan eq-ku dulu. freak! bagaimana tidak, toh hasilnya seperti ini:
D. KEPRIBADIAN
- kurang percaya diri <--- aku lebih percaya ama sms dr REG (spasi) WETON-nya ki joko bodo drpd percaya ama diri sendiri :p
- kurang terbuka <--- kira2 bagian mana dr diri aku yg harus aku buka dan tunjukkan pada dunia? :p
- acuh tak acuh <--- mmm... -_-" i can't say anything about this, just :-O
- labil <--- idem ama yg diatas
E. MINAT BID. STUDI/PEKERJAAN
- dokter kandungan <--- heran deh, sejak kapan aku punya minat kayak beginian? who's wanna be my next victim? c'mon girl! i'll sacrifice ur baby! :p
- pemimpin band <--- the best result for me. this is my way to live my life. plis, bless me god!
- ilmuwan <--- yeah, aku pengen nyiptain kacang tanpa biji.
yeah, that's the result. dan sampe saat ini, masih terlintas pertanyaan: "dapatkah kita mempercayai hasil tes iq dan eq 100%, yg tidak lain datanya diambil hanya dengan kita ngisi soal tts dan nggambar doank? sebegitu simpel-kah cara mereka mendeskripsikan personalitas seseorang? bukankah di dalam pribadi manusia tersimpan banyak seluk beluk yg tidak terlihat? bahkan diri sendiri pun belum tentu dapat melihatnya jika waktunya belum tiba." <--- kumpulan soal unas 2010/2011
so, the point is: jika kita mempunyai masalah terkait kehidupan pribadi kamu, kira2 sapa yg bakal kamu datengin? ahli psikologis seperti pengetes iq dan eq diatas, guru bk, ato uya kuya? hahaha. kalo aku mending dateng aja ke pegadaian, coz mereka satu2nya pihak yg berani menjanjikan "mengatasi masalah tanpa masalah". then, my problem should be solved clearly. lol :D
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well, kembali ke plot cerita. on the middle of the way i cleaned my room, suddenly i found something's brighter in shelf. guess wat? kertas hasil tes iq dan eq eke semasa sma dulu bok. dindong deh cuin >.< (kenapa mendadak bences?)
lalu lalang lalu lintas, segera aku baca kembali itu kertas. dan kalo kebanyakan orang ketawa dan nangis terharu termehek begitu mengenang foto jaman kecilnya dulu, anehnya aku juga ketawa dan nangis terharu termehek begitu mengenang kertas hasil tes iq dan eq-ku dulu. freak! bagaimana tidak, toh hasilnya seperti ini:
D. KEPRIBADIAN
- kurang percaya diri <--- aku lebih percaya ama sms dr REG (spasi) WETON-nya ki joko bodo drpd percaya ama diri sendiri :p
- kurang terbuka <--- kira2 bagian mana dr diri aku yg harus aku buka dan tunjukkan pada dunia? :p
- acuh tak acuh <--- mmm... -_-" i can't say anything about this, just :-O
- labil <--- idem ama yg diatas
E. MINAT BID. STUDI/PEKERJAAN
- dokter kandungan <--- heran deh, sejak kapan aku punya minat kayak beginian? who's wanna be my next victim? c'mon girl! i'll sacrifice ur baby! :p
- pemimpin band <--- the best result for me. this is my way to live my life. plis, bless me god!
- ilmuwan <--- yeah, aku pengen nyiptain kacang tanpa biji.
yeah, that's the result. dan sampe saat ini, masih terlintas pertanyaan: "dapatkah kita mempercayai hasil tes iq dan eq 100%, yg tidak lain datanya diambil hanya dengan kita ngisi soal tts dan nggambar doank? sebegitu simpel-kah cara mereka mendeskripsikan personalitas seseorang? bukankah di dalam pribadi manusia tersimpan banyak seluk beluk yg tidak terlihat? bahkan diri sendiri pun belum tentu dapat melihatnya jika waktunya belum tiba." <--- kumpulan soal unas 2010/2011
so, the point is: jika kita mempunyai masalah terkait kehidupan pribadi kamu, kira2 sapa yg bakal kamu datengin? ahli psikologis seperti pengetes iq dan eq diatas, guru bk, ato uya kuya? hahaha. kalo aku mending dateng aja ke pegadaian, coz mereka satu2nya pihak yg berani menjanjikan "mengatasi masalah tanpa masalah". then, my problem should be solved clearly. lol :D
WHO AM I?
well, before u know me so well ewel-ewel, masih inget gak dgn salah satu tayangan di tv yg judulnya MAKIN MALAM MAKIN MANTAP? yeah, the title is fuckin' real. entah kenapa, yg jelas utk hari ini aku ngrasa klo makin malam otak aku bener2 makin "mantap". mantap dalam arti makin banyak pikiran yg gak jelas (wew)! too much shitting question in my brain and i dunno how to pull it out. klo kebanyakan orang makin malam makin ngeres, itu bisa jadi salah satu apa yg ada di dalam pikiranku sekarang. tpi klo aku nerusin utk bahas yg satu ini, mungkin title note saya cucoknya MAKIN MALAM MAKIN MAKSIAT! (lol) what's kind of shit i talk yeah?
ehm, back to the point. actually, one big question in my brain is WHO AM I? i still can't describe myself. klo aku aja masih bingung, bagaimana dgn orang lain coba? tapi, seiring dgn 20 tahun lamanya aku jalanin hidup aku yg... monoton ini - met many people, made a friend with them, had a nice talk with them, pissed off them (???), etc. setidaknya aku bisa sedikit menemukan "aku" dr refleksi mereka ttg "aku" (teeet, anda mengulang kata "aku") yeah, too much friends said: CUEK, SOMBONG, LABIL, dsb. u're right guys, karena hasil tes iq sma memang membuktikan seperti itu ada apanya apa adanya. but, it still can't describes myself.so, what will i do? hmm... just sitting at a computer, typing keyword "scorpio" on my keyboard, and clicking enter! why scorpio? coz, it's my zodiac. u can say to me "how poor u're ryan? how can u believe on a shit like that?" fuck off! i don't care and i wanna kick ur ass. [back to the point] then, the result is:
1. a scorpio man has magnetism in his personality which makes him different from everyone, wherever he goes. (different is beautiful, rite? sounds cool for me. i always wear my black wrist bands on my both hands. \m/)
2. as a scorpio man, you will hold on to your friends with the maximum possible diligence and effort. (friend is everything to me. i'm really nothing without they all. so, how about love each other?)
3. scorpio man loves to keep others entertained. they will go to great lengths to make sure the friends are never bored. (berusaha utk selalu membuat orang lain nyaman itu baik loh, betapa jablay-nya aku -_-?)
4. scorpio man knows how to live life to the fullest and they try to teach this to their closest friends. (that's rite! life is such a cycle. sekarang kita belajar, besok kita mengajar. sekarang kita kencing, besok kita dikencingi.)
5. scorpio man gets easily bored with a job that they think is not good enough or hard enough for them. (terkadang tugas kuliah memunculkan adanya niat untuk bunuh diri.)
6. scorpio man gives preference to jobs that require extra discipline and precision. (i live for my band, coz my band is the one which living my life in return.)
7. scorpio man jealous and possessive nature will destroys many happy relationships throughout their lifetime unless they control it. (just "wow". how emotional i am?)
8. scorpio man really wants is for their partner to be passionate and creative just like them. (this is the most statement i love. berharap kedua ortu di rumah tau yg beginian. sekali2 jgn disfunctional yeah?)
9. one of the challenges of being in love with a scorpio man is to get him to voice his innermost thoughts and feelings. (shy shy cat *baca: malu2 kucing)
10. scorpio man prefers to tell the truth or not speak at all. (pada dasarnya emang susah ngomong -_- sindrom gagap gigip gugup gegep gogop, dsb)
11. scorpio man start like to start a relationship slowly and carefully and cultivate it along the way. (slow but SYUR! :p)
12. shallow relationships do not appeal to scorpio man. (can't say anything. just ngeh!)
13. scorpio man is the most misunderstood of all astrology signs. they are all about intensity and contradictions. (sejak kecil udah hidup dgn penuh kebingungan, intensiti, kontradiksi, dan tinki-wingki-dipsi.)
14. if a scorpio man does say something nice to you, be sure that it is truly sincere and is coming straight from the heart. (yeah, trust me. i say what i wanna say, i do what i wanna do, and i shit what i wanna shit in front of you.)
15. to a scorpio man, sex is religion, and finding the right partner is everything. (seriusan ini --? bagaimana ceritanya klo hubungan *tiiit jadi religi? freak!)
16. scorpio man are magnetic, compelling, and mysterious with a hint of danger. (misterius yeah! aku sendiri tidak tau sebagaimana misteriusnya diri aku. hey, don't tell the world! i'm a spyderman. ssst!)
17. although it is easy to seduce a scorpio man, its not as easy to get involved in a relationship with him. (berharap yg satu ini tidak bener. bless me god, plis!)
18. both leos and scorpios value relationships dearly and like to hold on to them. (oh yeah? ngeh deh!)
19. both scorpios and tauruses may either hit it off really well or completely repel each other. (yg ngrasa taurus, yok berantem :D)
20. a scorpio truly hates when someone tries to dominate them. (coz i was born to be a king. it's my destination. egois yeah. :D)
overal 5 words to describe a scorpio man : determined, passionate, loyal, mysterious, emotional.
i took it from [http://twitter.com/#!/ScorpioZodiac] belive it or not, it's up to you. u better check urself.well, notes ini ga penting sebenernya. seriusan deh, ga penting bgt! but, i just really write what i wanna write, push out something what i wanna push out - sepertinya halnya buang air besar klo ditahan malah jadi penyakit kan? hahaha. then, the point is do the best to get the best for urself. keep looking at urself and the people around u. then, u'll find ur true self, who u are and what's ur meaning in ur life. that's all how i become i man 100%. end.
... ... ... krik ... ... ... krik ... ... ... krik ... ... ... gak ada applause neh? okelah, klo gak ada applause utk tulisan pertama aku --" who asked for your opinion? hahaha. then, i think this is the time to introduce myself. are u ready guys? are u ready? i said: ARE U READY??? tek tek jes (suara drum) yeah, my name is raien. sebuah peng-english-an nama dr ryan. Q: klo nama lengkapnya? R: nama lengkapku: RYAN DAN UTK LEBIH LENGKAPNYA CEK DI KTP. hahaha. neh, nama lengkapku: ryan pradana. darisitu kalian bisa dapetimpotensi, ejakulasi, menstruasi, generalisasi klo aku adalah anak pertama dari tidak ada saudara yg lahir dr perkawinan silang antara 2 manusia yg berlawanan jenis kelamin, satu laki satu perempuan. lazim gak? lazim dong! tp, bisa juga dapet generalisasi klo aku adalah anak yg lahir sebelum orang tua aku punya uang. pra = sebelum, dana = uang. Q: jadi kamu lahir massal gitu kayak khitan massal? R: bisa jadi --" lanjut! yes, i'm a little uncontrolled boy who was born from hell with no talent and... if u want to know more about me, u should check me in ur underwear. why? coz, i'm an underwear man :D okay, kalian bisa panggil aku "kancut" seperti makhluk lainnya memanggilku :) salam kancut ^^v
ehm, back to the point. actually, one big question in my brain is WHO AM I? i still can't describe myself. klo aku aja masih bingung, bagaimana dgn orang lain coba? tapi, seiring dgn 20 tahun lamanya aku jalanin hidup aku yg... monoton ini - met many people, made a friend with them, had a nice talk with them, pissed off them (???), etc. setidaknya aku bisa sedikit menemukan "aku" dr refleksi mereka ttg "aku" (teeet, anda mengulang kata "aku") yeah, too much friends said: CUEK, SOMBONG, LABIL, dsb. u're right guys, karena hasil tes iq sma memang membuktikan seperti itu ada apanya apa adanya. but, it still can't describes myself.so, what will i do? hmm... just sitting at a computer, typing keyword "scorpio" on my keyboard, and clicking enter! why scorpio? coz, it's my zodiac. u can say to me "how poor u're ryan? how can u believe on a shit like that?" fuck off! i don't care and i wanna kick ur ass. [back to the point] then, the result is:
1. a scorpio man has magnetism in his personality which makes him different from everyone, wherever he goes. (different is beautiful, rite? sounds cool for me. i always wear my black wrist bands on my both hands. \m/)
2. as a scorpio man, you will hold on to your friends with the maximum possible diligence and effort. (friend is everything to me. i'm really nothing without they all. so, how about love each other?)
3. scorpio man loves to keep others entertained. they will go to great lengths to make sure the friends are never bored. (berusaha utk selalu membuat orang lain nyaman itu baik loh, betapa jablay-nya aku -_-?)
4. scorpio man knows how to live life to the fullest and they try to teach this to their closest friends. (that's rite! life is such a cycle. sekarang kita belajar, besok kita mengajar. sekarang kita kencing, besok kita dikencingi.)
5. scorpio man gets easily bored with a job that they think is not good enough or hard enough for them. (terkadang tugas kuliah memunculkan adanya niat untuk bunuh diri.)
6. scorpio man gives preference to jobs that require extra discipline and precision. (i live for my band, coz my band is the one which living my life in return.)
7. scorpio man jealous and possessive nature will destroys many happy relationships throughout their lifetime unless they control it. (just "wow". how emotional i am?)
8. scorpio man really wants is for their partner to be passionate and creative just like them. (this is the most statement i love. berharap kedua ortu di rumah tau yg beginian. sekali2 jgn disfunctional yeah?)
9. one of the challenges of being in love with a scorpio man is to get him to voice his innermost thoughts and feelings. (shy shy cat *baca: malu2 kucing)
10. scorpio man prefers to tell the truth or not speak at all. (pada dasarnya emang susah ngomong -_- sindrom gagap gigip gugup gegep gogop, dsb)
11. scorpio man start like to start a relationship slowly and carefully and cultivate it along the way. (slow but SYUR! :p)
12. shallow relationships do not appeal to scorpio man. (can't say anything. just ngeh!)
13. scorpio man is the most misunderstood of all astrology signs. they are all about intensity and contradictions. (sejak kecil udah hidup dgn penuh kebingungan, intensiti, kontradiksi, dan tinki-wingki-dipsi.)
14. if a scorpio man does say something nice to you, be sure that it is truly sincere and is coming straight from the heart. (yeah, trust me. i say what i wanna say, i do what i wanna do, and i shit what i wanna shit in front of you.)
15. to a scorpio man, sex is religion, and finding the right partner is everything. (seriusan ini --? bagaimana ceritanya klo hubungan *tiiit jadi religi? freak!)
16. scorpio man are magnetic, compelling, and mysterious with a hint of danger. (misterius yeah! aku sendiri tidak tau sebagaimana misteriusnya diri aku. hey, don't tell the world! i'm a spyderman. ssst!)
17. although it is easy to seduce a scorpio man, its not as easy to get involved in a relationship with him. (berharap yg satu ini tidak bener. bless me god, plis!)
18. both leos and scorpios value relationships dearly and like to hold on to them. (oh yeah? ngeh deh!)
19. both scorpios and tauruses may either hit it off really well or completely repel each other. (yg ngrasa taurus, yok berantem :D)
20. a scorpio truly hates when someone tries to dominate them. (coz i was born to be a king. it's my destination. egois yeah. :D)
overal 5 words to describe a scorpio man : determined, passionate, loyal, mysterious, emotional.
i took it from [http://twitter.com/#!/ScorpioZodiac] belive it or not, it's up to you. u better check urself.well, notes ini ga penting sebenernya. seriusan deh, ga penting bgt! but, i just really write what i wanna write, push out something what i wanna push out - sepertinya halnya buang air besar klo ditahan malah jadi penyakit kan? hahaha. then, the point is do the best to get the best for urself. keep looking at urself and the people around u. then, u'll find ur true self, who u are and what's ur meaning in ur life. that's all how i become i man 100%. end.
... ... ... krik ... ... ... krik ... ... ... krik ... ... ... gak ada applause neh? okelah, klo gak ada applause utk tulisan pertama aku --" who asked for your opinion? hahaha. then, i think this is the time to introduce myself. are u ready guys? are u ready? i said: ARE U READY??? tek tek jes (suara drum) yeah, my name is raien. sebuah peng-english-an nama dr ryan. Q: klo nama lengkapnya? R: nama lengkapku: RYAN DAN UTK LEBIH LENGKAPNYA CEK DI KTP. hahaha. neh, nama lengkapku: ryan pradana. darisitu kalian bisa dapet
can i have ur phone number?
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