well, before u know me so well ewel-ewel, masih inget gak dgn salah satu tayangan di tv yg judulnya MAKIN MALAM MAKIN MANTAP? yeah, the title is fuckin' real. entah kenapa, yg jelas utk hari ini aku ngrasa klo makin malam otak aku bener2 makin "mantap". mantap dalam arti makin banyak pikiran yg gak jelas (wew)! too much shitting question in my brain and i dunno how to pull it out. klo kebanyakan orang makin malam makin ngeres, itu bisa jadi salah satu apa yg ada di dalam pikiranku sekarang. tpi klo aku nerusin utk bahas yg satu ini, mungkin title note saya cucoknya MAKIN MALAM MAKIN MAKSIAT! (lol) what's kind of shit i talk yeah?
ehm, back to the point. actually, one big question in my brain is WHO AM I? i still can't describe myself. klo aku aja masih bingung, bagaimana dgn orang lain coba? tapi, seiring dgn 20 tahun lamanya aku jalanin hidup aku yg... monoton ini - met many people, made a friend with them, had a nice talk with them, pissed off them (???), etc. setidaknya aku bisa sedikit menemukan "aku" dr refleksi mereka ttg "aku" (teeet, anda mengulang kata "aku") yeah, too much friends said: CUEK, SOMBONG, LABIL, dsb. u're right guys, karena hasil tes iq sma memang membuktikan seperti itu ada apanya apa adanya. but, it still can't describes myself.so, what will i do? hmm... just sitting at a computer, typing keyword "scorpio" on my keyboard, and clicking enter! why scorpio? coz, it's my zodiac. u can say to me "how poor u're ryan? how can u believe on a shit like that?" fuck off! i don't care and i wanna kick ur ass. [back to the point] then, the result is:
1. a scorpio man has magnetism in his personality which makes him different from everyone, wherever he goes. (different is beautiful, rite? sounds cool for me. i always wear my black wrist bands on my both hands. \m/)
2. as a scorpio man, you will hold on to your friends with the maximum possible diligence and effort. (friend is everything to me. i'm really nothing without they all. so, how about love each other?)
3. scorpio man loves to keep others entertained. they will go to great lengths to make sure the friends are never bored. (berusaha utk selalu membuat orang lain nyaman itu baik loh, betapa jablay-nya aku -_-?)
4. scorpio man knows how to live life to the fullest and they try to teach this to their closest friends. (that's rite! life is such a cycle. sekarang kita belajar, besok kita mengajar. sekarang kita kencing, besok kita dikencingi.)
5. scorpio man gets easily bored with a job that they think is not good enough or hard enough for them. (terkadang tugas kuliah memunculkan adanya niat untuk bunuh diri.)
6. scorpio man gives preference to jobs that require extra discipline and precision. (i live for my band, coz my band is the one which living my life in return.)
7. scorpio man jealous and possessive nature will destroys many happy relationships throughout their lifetime unless they control it. (just "wow". how emotional i am?)
8. scorpio man really wants is for their partner to be passionate and creative just like them. (this is the most statement i love. berharap kedua ortu di rumah tau yg beginian. sekali2 jgn disfunctional yeah?)
9. one of the challenges of being in love with a scorpio man is to get him to voice his innermost thoughts and feelings. (shy shy cat *baca: malu2 kucing)
10. scorpio man prefers to tell the truth or not speak at all. (pada dasarnya emang susah ngomong -_- sindrom gagap gigip gugup gegep gogop, dsb)
11. scorpio man start like to start a relationship slowly and carefully and cultivate it along the way. (slow but SYUR! :p)
12. shallow relationships do not appeal to scorpio man. (can't say anything. just ngeh!)
13. scorpio man is the most misunderstood of all astrology signs. they are all about intensity and contradictions. (sejak kecil udah hidup dgn penuh kebingungan, intensiti, kontradiksi, dan tinki-wingki-dipsi.)
14. if a scorpio man does say something nice to you, be sure that it is truly sincere and is coming straight from the heart. (yeah, trust me. i say what i wanna say, i do what i wanna do, and i shit what i wanna shit in front of you.)
15. to a scorpio man, sex is religion, and finding the right partner is everything. (seriusan ini --? bagaimana ceritanya klo hubungan *tiiit jadi religi? freak!)
16. scorpio man are magnetic, compelling, and mysterious with a hint of danger. (misterius yeah! aku sendiri tidak tau sebagaimana misteriusnya diri aku. hey, don't tell the world! i'm a spyderman. ssst!)
17. although it is easy to seduce a scorpio man, its not as easy to get involved in a relationship with him. (berharap yg satu ini tidak bener. bless me god, plis!)
18. both leos and scorpios value relationships dearly and like to hold on to them. (oh yeah? ngeh deh!)
19. both scorpios and tauruses may either hit it off really well or completely repel each other. (yg ngrasa taurus, yok berantem :D)
20. a scorpio truly hates when someone tries to dominate them. (coz i was born to be a king. it's my destination. egois yeah. :D)
overal 5 words to describe a scorpio man : determined, passionate, loyal, mysterious, emotional.
i took it from [http://twitter.com/#!/ScorpioZodiac] belive it or not, it's up to you. u better check urself.well, notes ini ga penting sebenernya. seriusan deh, ga penting bgt! but, i just really write what i wanna write, push out something what i wanna push out - sepertinya halnya buang air besar klo ditahan malah jadi penyakit kan? hahaha. then, the point is do the best to get the best for urself. keep looking at urself and the people around u. then, u'll find ur true self, who u are and what's ur meaning in ur life. that's all how i become i man 100%. end.
... ... ... krik ... ... ... krik ... ... ... krik ... ... ... gak ada applause neh? okelah, klo gak ada applause utk tulisan pertama aku --" who asked for your opinion? hahaha. then, i think this is the time to introduce myself. are u ready guys? are u ready? i said: ARE U READY??? tek tek jes (suara drum) yeah, my name is raien. sebuah peng-english-an nama dr ryan. Q: klo nama lengkapnya? R: nama lengkapku: RYAN DAN UTK LEBIH LENGKAPNYA CEK DI KTP. hahaha. neh, nama lengkapku: ryan pradana. darisitu kalian bisa dapetimpotensi, ejakulasi, menstruasi, generalisasi klo aku adalah anak pertama dari tidak ada saudara yg lahir dr perkawinan silang antara 2 manusia yg berlawanan jenis kelamin, satu laki satu perempuan. lazim gak? lazim dong! tp, bisa juga dapet generalisasi klo aku adalah anak yg lahir sebelum orang tua aku punya uang. pra = sebelum, dana = uang. Q: jadi kamu lahir massal gitu kayak khitan massal? R: bisa jadi --" lanjut! yes, i'm a little uncontrolled boy who was born from hell with no talent and... if u want to know more about me, u should check me in ur underwear. why? coz, i'm an underwear man :D okay, kalian bisa panggil aku "kancut" seperti makhluk lainnya memanggilku :) salam kancut ^^v
ehm, back to the point. actually, one big question in my brain is WHO AM I? i still can't describe myself. klo aku aja masih bingung, bagaimana dgn orang lain coba? tapi, seiring dgn 20 tahun lamanya aku jalanin hidup aku yg... monoton ini - met many people, made a friend with them, had a nice talk with them, pissed off them (???), etc. setidaknya aku bisa sedikit menemukan "aku" dr refleksi mereka ttg "aku" (teeet, anda mengulang kata "aku") yeah, too much friends said: CUEK, SOMBONG, LABIL, dsb. u're right guys, karena hasil tes iq sma memang membuktikan seperti itu ada apanya apa adanya. but, it still can't describes myself.so, what will i do? hmm... just sitting at a computer, typing keyword "scorpio" on my keyboard, and clicking enter! why scorpio? coz, it's my zodiac. u can say to me "how poor u're ryan? how can u believe on a shit like that?" fuck off! i don't care and i wanna kick ur ass. [back to the point] then, the result is:
1. a scorpio man has magnetism in his personality which makes him different from everyone, wherever he goes. (different is beautiful, rite? sounds cool for me. i always wear my black wrist bands on my both hands. \m/)
2. as a scorpio man, you will hold on to your friends with the maximum possible diligence and effort. (friend is everything to me. i'm really nothing without they all. so, how about love each other?)
3. scorpio man loves to keep others entertained. they will go to great lengths to make sure the friends are never bored. (berusaha utk selalu membuat orang lain nyaman itu baik loh, betapa jablay-nya aku -_-?)
4. scorpio man knows how to live life to the fullest and they try to teach this to their closest friends. (that's rite! life is such a cycle. sekarang kita belajar, besok kita mengajar. sekarang kita kencing, besok kita dikencingi.)
5. scorpio man gets easily bored with a job that they think is not good enough or hard enough for them. (terkadang tugas kuliah memunculkan adanya niat untuk bunuh diri.)
6. scorpio man gives preference to jobs that require extra discipline and precision. (i live for my band, coz my band is the one which living my life in return.)
7. scorpio man jealous and possessive nature will destroys many happy relationships throughout their lifetime unless they control it. (just "wow". how emotional i am?)
8. scorpio man really wants is for their partner to be passionate and creative just like them. (this is the most statement i love. berharap kedua ortu di rumah tau yg beginian. sekali2 jgn disfunctional yeah?)
9. one of the challenges of being in love with a scorpio man is to get him to voice his innermost thoughts and feelings. (shy shy cat *baca: malu2 kucing)
10. scorpio man prefers to tell the truth or not speak at all. (pada dasarnya emang susah ngomong -_- sindrom gagap gigip gugup gegep gogop, dsb)
11. scorpio man start like to start a relationship slowly and carefully and cultivate it along the way. (slow but SYUR! :p)
12. shallow relationships do not appeal to scorpio man. (can't say anything. just ngeh!)
13. scorpio man is the most misunderstood of all astrology signs. they are all about intensity and contradictions. (sejak kecil udah hidup dgn penuh kebingungan, intensiti, kontradiksi, dan tinki-wingki-dipsi.)
14. if a scorpio man does say something nice to you, be sure that it is truly sincere and is coming straight from the heart. (yeah, trust me. i say what i wanna say, i do what i wanna do, and i shit what i wanna shit in front of you.)
15. to a scorpio man, sex is religion, and finding the right partner is everything. (seriusan ini --? bagaimana ceritanya klo hubungan *tiiit jadi religi? freak!)
16. scorpio man are magnetic, compelling, and mysterious with a hint of danger. (misterius yeah! aku sendiri tidak tau sebagaimana misteriusnya diri aku. hey, don't tell the world! i'm a spyderman. ssst!)
17. although it is easy to seduce a scorpio man, its not as easy to get involved in a relationship with him. (berharap yg satu ini tidak bener. bless me god, plis!)
18. both leos and scorpios value relationships dearly and like to hold on to them. (oh yeah? ngeh deh!)
19. both scorpios and tauruses may either hit it off really well or completely repel each other. (yg ngrasa taurus, yok berantem :D)
20. a scorpio truly hates when someone tries to dominate them. (coz i was born to be a king. it's my destination. egois yeah. :D)
overal 5 words to describe a scorpio man : determined, passionate, loyal, mysterious, emotional.
i took it from [http://twitter.com/#!/ScorpioZodiac] belive it or not, it's up to you. u better check urself.well, notes ini ga penting sebenernya. seriusan deh, ga penting bgt! but, i just really write what i wanna write, push out something what i wanna push out - sepertinya halnya buang air besar klo ditahan malah jadi penyakit kan? hahaha. then, the point is do the best to get the best for urself. keep looking at urself and the people around u. then, u'll find ur true self, who u are and what's ur meaning in ur life. that's all how i become i man 100%. end.
... ... ... krik ... ... ... krik ... ... ... krik ... ... ... gak ada applause neh? okelah, klo gak ada applause utk tulisan pertama aku --" who asked for your opinion? hahaha. then, i think this is the time to introduce myself. are u ready guys? are u ready? i said: ARE U READY??? tek tek jes (suara drum) yeah, my name is raien. sebuah peng-english-an nama dr ryan. Q: klo nama lengkapnya? R: nama lengkapku: RYAN DAN UTK LEBIH LENGKAPNYA CEK DI KTP. hahaha. neh, nama lengkapku: ryan pradana. darisitu kalian bisa dapet
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